Joles, you rock!!
JL
Amen to that!
I never could work out how in the hell a bidet was actually used either...but by golly now that l have been thoroughly educated on the matter, omg, l can't believe how freakin complicated these things are!!...straddle, aim, adjust flow, adjust aim, adjust temperature, dry or don't ....WTF?? bugger that for joke!