You are amazing The wit, humour, honesty and dignity in which you write about your ordeal is amazing.
I don't have words to describe how truly sorry I am for what has happened to what is supposed to be your dream home :
Hey Hay!
Thanks for the compliments. I'm feeling very loved round about now
I was wrapt to see "dignity" in there, considering my potty mouth tends to have a mind of it's own at times.
Ahhhh .... the dream. It definitely started off as our dream home, now I just dream about it every night and wake up with a whole new list of defects!