Lol! This is true. I often wonder how many memories I have repressed when I consider doing it all over again.
My worst trades were our bricklayer and our tiler - particularly the latter who was a ******, *** pig who ultimately forced the completion of the house to run into Xmas and then we weren't in til February (had he done what he was meant to, when he was meant to we would've finished in early December).
Where's that couch!!