You, sir, must have rocks in your head if you think that's going to fly. Much like most of the other crap you sprout on this forum, you once again prove yourself as a biased, unprofessional and répétant twit.
From this thread alone with your BS:
Seriously, grow up. Why anyone would give credence to much of the BS you come up with is beyond me, and this is just yet another example of it. Whether or not you are, touting yourself as an 'expert' is arrogant enough to have people see you feel you need to justify your 'experience'. Instead you have just become a nuisance, of which it doesn't take reading more than a few of your posts to see a pattern.