The reason I asked if your boy was Estonian is because of his name - Tallinn is the capital of Estonia, a Baltic country where these fantastic jumpers come from:
As for the hole in the fabric of reality I maintain that it is true!
What really happened is that Matt found a way to go back in time using his newly devised reflux capacity in order to pursue his goal of managing to drink the same beer twice while actually paying for neither...I, as an innocent bystander, (mine's a double J.D. with a bit of water thanks) became caught up in the chronotomic overflow leakage generated by this reckless act of Bar Physics abuse and was haplessly credited with double posting.
In a valiant attempt to cover his tracks (and maybe try drinking the same beer for the third time) Matt again pushed the limits of Alchebra with the brain wrenching maneuver of post deletion; leaving everyone to wonder if this is even happening.
Hope this clears things up for you.
Remember, I'm not going to have told you this.
OMG .... warn a girl before you post something like that ..... I laughed so hard Talin clawed me!
Oh beautiful jumper btw! - Tal is actually named after an boy elf character in a book I read as a child (can never remember the title) I just changed the spelling since it was the same as the rat poison Talon so it had an "i" in it ......