Omg This is either my wife under a different name or a randam thats found my double.
AHM BUBBY, is that you?
Are you on here using a different name?
why are you talking about me like this?
I only pick out your clothes cause im the one who has to look at them on you... so it might aswell be something i like
and yes babe i cook good cause i have no choice.
Seeing as you use the smoke alarms as an Egg timer, someone has to feed ya.
If you have had this conversation verbatim with your partner, then you either are my wife, hiding, or you have been secretly spying on me through the whirly birds